10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
Fish don't eat Nutz!
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
in the poker game of life women are the rake
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen