10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."