10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.