10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury