10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!