10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.