10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Fook the floosh droo!