10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph