10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek