10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes