10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"