10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers