10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.