10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
It's Free To Fold...
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson