10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier