10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen