10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fold and live to fold again
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• It's Free To Fold...
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"