10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.