10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.