10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Those eggs smell delicious!