10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow