10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers