10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--