10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.