10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.