10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Fold and live to fold again