10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!