10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.