10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes