10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo