10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.