10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
"All-in, bitches!!!"
Why not, when some because there are three.
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.