10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "No river, no fish."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• in the poker game of life women are the rake