10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Welcome to kicker school
• im going to 2 out you to death
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.