10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "All-in, bitches!!!"