10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.