10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen