10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977