10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.