10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is for loners.