10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is for loners.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln