10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.