10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.