10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT