10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Fold and live to fold again
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed