10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks