10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.