10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Welcome to kicker school
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim