10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake