10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!